Saturday, April 22, 2006

...Children's BBC is a fucking disgrace...

It is run by old man gays who always choose young, good looking, gay-looking (and frequently gay-fucking) male presenters. Are you an ex-member of a failed boy-band that were all just a bit too camp to make pubescent girls wet?. Come to CBBC. Did you discover the joys of cock whilst acting in Byker Grove?. Come to CBBC.

Disturbingly, CBBC is the nearest thing gay men get to softcore porn on terrestrial TV. It's an active encouragement to wank after work instead of spending quality time with the wife and kids you don't have. But it has children on it.

CBBC is a government sactioned gateway-drug to paedophile porn.