Saturday, January 28, 2006

...before christmas i shagged a guy...

...who was so fat that as he pounded my ass his stomach was resting on my shoulderblades.

I had to settle for a blowjob as I lacked the strength to part his gargantuan buttocks enough to return the favour (I nearly lost an arm and a knacker when I tried to free my other arm to reach for the lube).

He loves America and thinks that Bush is a really good president.

He's an accountant.

Probably my lowest ebb.

I've sworn off aftershock for the rest of my life.