Friday, July 23, 2004
...it gets worse...
...they blacked the screen out for a minute or so and now he's doing his legs. This fucker must actually moisturise his fucking cock. Shame on you, Channel Four. Shame shame shame shame shame. Since when was innovative TV all about grown men turning themselves into human oven chips? It's so immasculine (if such a word exists) it doesn't even qualify as late-night soft-porn. I've never felt so flaccid in my life.