Sunday, May 09, 2004

...according to a bottle-black old woman on the tube...

...who was talking to an extremely gay man with two quite remarkable warts just beneath his lower llip, the key to dancing like a professional is to focus on your partner's neck. That way you appear to be looking right at them, but they can't distract you. Apparently she spends longer on her neck make-up than on her face. I believe her.