Sunday, March 21, 2004

...anyone in television who describes a piece of programming as a "show"...

...is a cunt in my book. The term represents everything that made TV fucked: the filling of our precious airspace with prancing fairies, tedious morons in luxury prisons with webcams up their arses, insipid makeover shows, heartwarming everyday-life-makes-me-want-to-take-an-overdose street documentaries and "isn't it so God-damned-mother-fucking cute "pet care/rescue/doctor/fucker" ultra high frequency vomit.

"We can't be fucked to DEVISE, WRITE, RESEARCH, DIRECT and PRODUCE a PROGRAMME. Fuck all that. We'll just SHOW you stuff instead."

We live in a 24-hour multimedia square/arched/round window world.

(Oh yeah, and they've brought the playschool windows back in the latest consonant-free, fluffy, pre-chewed indoctrination for kids who've never heard their parents speak. What a bunch of cunts.)