Tuesday, January 20, 2004

...i live in a housefull of cunts...

Woke up on sunday feeling terrible - a serious case of the shits. Couldn't understand why, as I'd eaten nothing dodgy for over a week. The answer came to me as I sat upon the throne (contemplating life, the universe and everything) in the form of three unexplained skidmarks on my bath towel.

Dirty, dirty, bastard-fuckers.

From this day forth I will keep nothing of mine in the communal areas of this hovel.