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cunt of the week...



quote of the week...

"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."

--Spike Milligan--

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

......so the mulled wine party went off without a hitch...

...(apart from the overcoat man [see Stefan's site for details]). Eleanor on top form (Impressed Beast). Pictionary sans fisticuffs.

Left and decided to go to the astoria (can only really deal with one mental note at a time). Got well and truly pissed up and left with this guy called ?? from ??? in ????. Ended up paying thirteen quid to visit a sauna in Covent garden. Cue mass masturbation in a jacuzzi, hours of pornography on a big projector screen, the buggery of an imp-like Asian man, a blow job in a sauna and other assorted crimes against nature. Caught the tube home in the morning stinking of chlorine and cum. Didn't feel too good about myself afterwards.

Stayed in bed the next day then left for Weston-super-Mare for a shite Christmas.

Back in London now. Wasted. Going to Cambridge tomorrow for New Year.

 

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