Sunday, November 23, 2003

...3 completely toothless lesbians on Trisha yesterday.

Younger lesbian: Pleassh gesh bacsh wiv mee. I lovessh you.
Main Lesbian: No darlin. I cantsh. You beatsh me ut all the sshtime.
Dark Haired Lesbian: I lovessh you. I dit'n cheetsh on you.
Main Lesbian: I wantshh you, but I lovessh my dorterr.

Trisha: Buy a dog.

Stunning.