Friday, October 17, 2003

..."The Salon" is on now.

I don't know why they don't just stick a camera in each of the cubicles of the Hyde Park public shitters. The result would be much the same (camp people chatting and frolicking with strangers) and we wouldn't have to put up with all the tedious crap about hair. I've just sat through a three minute discussion of the size of some tart's boyfriend's dick. In the shitters you could just pan across.

Brian from Big Brother is doing the Voice Over. What a cunt.

That fat aussie journo (Jonno something) from the daily star just got that Beckham dorsal-fin shaped haircut. What a cunt.

***MN to get my hair cut***
***MN to demand a HIV test result from anyone handling sharp scissors near me.***

Chanel 4 is sooo good these days.

Back on the obesity thing, Birdseye have thought of a great new way to mitigate the effect of their reformed chicken and grease patties. You hand your kids over to a sailor with a white beard who will make tham run scantily-clad thorugh the bushes in search of a pair of great big green balls before they can have any dinner.

***MN to buy a sailor's outfit***
***MN to buy a notebook***