Thursday, October 23, 2003

...For 16 years...

...I lived directly opposite a field full of cows. Two years ago I wrote a dissertation on how burning cows is a really good thing to do. In the past four years or so I have slept with several men whose physiques reminded me of cows in some way. Now LSHTM have decided to pair me with a tutor who is chair of the scientific committe studying Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy and new variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease.

I do not like milk - even in tea or coffee.